Dirty Hippies

Look at all these dirty hippies lazing about. The crowd reeks of Nag Champa and human feces, the music is highly unoriginal and I am too hot. The view is rather splendid but the company is uncultured and leaves much to be desired.

Seattle Shower

So this careless imbecile that I know has gotten herself in the maternal condition. I made an appearance at the baby shower, caught up briefly with a sister geisha (neither of us could believe the idiocy) and then got the hell out of there. Won't be seeing her again anytime soon. Bad judgment can be contagious.
Speaking of bad judgment, who eats this shit anyway?